267 - The D'Amelio Variant
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
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🗓️ 5 September 2021
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Live from sunny Los Angeles, California, in the temporary studio, Tim breaks some tragic news, gives the D'Amelio family advice to make their tv show a lot more interesting, offers the city of Malibu a word from the wise following a machete attack on a family, and gets to the bottom of why McDonald's ice cream machines mysteriously break.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show from our temporary studio here in LA. We have a new studio that is being built for us right now from the ground up and we're very excited about it. |
| 0:15.0 | We're spending $80 million on it and some people think it's too much. I don't think it is. It's a hotel, condo, podcast studio. It's going to have residential units. We've partnered with some of the biggest developers in the world to bring you this state of the art podcast studio. |
| 0:38.0 | Pool Fitness Center, I think 400 residential units, about 350 hotel rooms. I believe like 50 to 100 sweets and then the rest beautiful rooms. Five restaurants. So it's very exciting. We're teaming up with a lot of the big chefs. Mario Batali. |
| 1:04.0 | Mario Batali from New York City, if you remember, he was canceled because in his restaurant, he had a rape room where he would like bring people in. But a phenomenal chef, we've decided to say, hey, are we God? No, we're not. Are you Jesus Christ? Do I look like Jesus Christ? I don't think so. So we reached out to him and said, let's let bygones be bygones come in here and let's cook that squitting pasta up. |
| 1:31.0 | So Mario Batali's first new restaurant in a long time is going to be in our high end condo podcast studio. |
| 1:41.0 | Before we start the show, this is a very sad thing that I want to talk about. And I didn't I didn't think I would ever have to do this. And this is a tragedy, a unique human tragedy. |
| 1:53.0 | And many of you don't know this because this information is being kept from you. You're being lied to. And I have a pretty good idea of who's doing it. |
| 2:03.0 | But I must I must come clean about what I know. This is true. I can't sleep at night perpetuating a fraud and that we know both of us know is not true. |
| 2:24.0 | Joe Rogan passed away from the coronavirus last week. It killed him almost instantly. It was very tragic. He had 17 strokes. |
| 2:45.0 | It was an hour after testing positive. It was incredibly sad. Not only did it kill him, but it was so shocking that young Jamie, the producer of the Joe Rogan experience. |
| 3:12.0 | He lost his mind after Joe was after Joe died of the COVID. Young Jamie went nuts. He went completely insane. And no one knows where he is right now. |
| 3:31.0 | Okay. This is something that is being kept from you by Spotify and on it. The real illuminati. The supplement companies are keeping this from you. Joe died, even though he was taking all of the supplements, fight him indeed. |
| 3:57.0 | Chris Seroton, magnesium, all of them. He died instantly. He lost his mind before he died as well. He was not making any sense. He was in a chair. |
| 4:17.0 | And his last words, I swear to God. And this is sad. Yeah. It is very sad. Are we more relevant in the podcast space now? Probably. Yeah. But this is very sad. His last words. He was just screaming. Iver Mechten as he was stroking out in a chair. |
| 4:38.0 | Iver Mechten. So it's not right. And it's sad. But we have a memoriam. What do you call it? An in memoriam? Like they play at the Oscars. That's right. Of Joe. |
| 4:59.0 | That young Jamie tried to move into his house. And he walked in and he looked at Joe's wife and he said, I'm the king now. And she shot him. So this is what's going on in Texas. |
| 5:18.0 | So let's play the memoriam here for the man that's more responsible for our career than any other really other than me. But it's sad. It is not. It is unfortunate that this happened. And it is very sad. The way young Jamie has handled is trying to steal Joe's wife and move into his house. It's crazy. It's completely absurd. That this behavior is not going to be a good thing. |
| 5:48.0 | It's like a game of behavior. I mean. So let's take a look at this montage here. |
| 6:18.0 | It's a tough way to go. |
| 6:20.0 | Yeah, it's rough. |
| 6:27.0 | Well, he was fat. |
| 6:31.2 | He was fat. |
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