267: The Bleep Draft

The Michael Scott Podcast Company - An Office Podcast

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4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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“Hey I just think you should know that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer. So take that a******!" We kick off Draft Month with the long-awaited and much requested Bleep Draft! We draft all of the moments on the show that had to be bleeped for network TV. This naturally takes us to some of the wildest and most memorable moments of the show, including Dwight's fire drill, Diversity Day, the finale, and more. Then we head to the Conference Room where Edwin recounts a story of an Office-esque moment that happened during his time in New York. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, and early episodes of our new show Captive Audience. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. Visit our merch store at mspcstore.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It seems somehow related.
0:01.8	There's a connection that they're drawing to this holiday called,
0:04.6	oh man I'm gonna butcher pronunciation, say it. It's like sex salutin or something like that.
0:11.8	All life is sex.
0:16.0	Sex Alouten or something like that.
0:19.0	It's a tradition where like they build an effigy of a snowman in the spring and they
0:24.1	burnt and they light it on fire and fill it with like dynamite and when it blows up
0:29.6	It's spring that signal that signals like how long winter will be or when spring will be okay
0:34.8	yeah maybe yeah that's way better than groundhog day way better figure of a snowman prepared
0:40.9	with explosives every country or culture has its version of like building a giant effigy and burning it at once a year.
0:48.0	Yeah, America has burning man.
0:51.0	But I like that in Switzerland it's a big snowman. They explode. That's pretty perfect.
0:55.6	Yeah. Do you think the Shrut's have any tradition like this? I'm sure they do. It feels like the Shrut one might be more to celebrate the beginning of winter.
1:08.8	Yeah, I don't know what it would be. I do love, you know, like when they have the tradition of like the octopus picking the
1:16.1	World Cup winner or whatever yeah or like the dog who hits the basketball into the
1:22.0	balls into the hoops to try to predict the NBA finals or something?
1:25.2	Mm-hmm. What would you entrust your animals to choose for you?
1:29.0	Oh, wow.
1:31.0	Walter or Yumi, if they were to predict something or choose something for you.
1:34.6	I'd like to get a New Year's tradition going that's new and maybe she picks my resolution,
1:39.7	like I put out a board and wherever she goes and scratches is my resolution for the year.
1:45.6	I like that.
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