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This movie has it all. Psychics, quadruple shotguns, the most successful ice cream man who's ever lived.

Thank you for tuning into horror version. I'm Mikey, and I'm your horror version Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them. And this week, we watched

fantastic too. So what did you guys think about Phantasm 2? Perfect. Yeah, I have no notes. It's wildly better than the first one. Oh, so much better.

Yeah, even like just shot better than the first one, which when we watched the first one, we were like, what the fuck even is this?

And we're like, no, it's amazing. I think they saw this one, and we're like, trust me. It gets great.

And they were right, Paige. It does get great. I mean, now granted. Does it make sense? No. Does anything get explained? Absolutely not.

First off, it explains everything. You see the Jawas come from Earth, and they have a tall man killing people to send them to Tatooine to become Jawas. That's exactly what the movie says.

It's the human to jaw a pipeline, and not enough Alex Joneses are talking about it.

First of all, when Mikey watched the first one, it was like their secret agents. I was like, you're full of shit. And then in this movie, basically, they are from what I've

surmised from the first one in this one. He collects bodies and shrinks them down because of the gravity of his home world, where they harvest spice in the sands of Arakis.

Something like that. Yeah. Yeah. But also their Jawas for some reason. It's because the gravity of arakis is so long.

No, I know, but I don't know why they have to dress as Jawas like to protect against the sun, Paige. Okay. I don't know why they're not dressing like

feminine shit. Paige, he reanimates the bodies with his yellow fluid. The, the embalming mustards. Yes, which honestly, at the end, it's so

cats and weird. I know at the end of the movie, when they injected with the hydrochloric mustard acid, I was like, this is the best I've ever, I'm so

happy right now. There's a vector in this movie. I know, Paige, it literally has everything. There's a sex scene where people talk with their

minds. Oh, but that's sexy. It's not the two of them having sex. It's no, I like to think they bombed after and we just don't see it.

But we did get to see their pillow talk without any talking. There's no way that they like haven't had sex in their dreams.

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