Look, I'm out here because I wanted to fuck a little kid.

Leave me alone!

From the smallest room in New York City.

You drew first blood!

He comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

A city of 50,000 and five people just across the Hudson River from Manhattan Island

was once known only to D savages who lived in harmony

with nature and mostly minded their own business known as the land of the tobacco pipe so named

by the Lenape Indians in reference to the soapstone which was gathered there and used to carve

pipes. The Lenape were fairly literal when it came to naming ship. The area

the Lenape inhabited was known as the land of the Lenape. Englishman Henry Hudson from

England, who discovered New York, arrived in 1609, was the first European white guy to step foot on the

land of the Lanoply. And the first thing he did was step foot on the land of the Linnoply.

And the first thing he did was introduce himself on Henry Hudson.

Then he said, this river is now called the Hudson River,

because they were probably calling it something stupid.

Like the land of the water.

Well, he laid the foundation for Dutch colonization there and the area along the Hudson, and it's presumed he died two years after that when his crew staged a mutiny and allegedly set him adrift on a tiny boat in Hudson Bay. He's never seen again. Today, the once stupidly named

Land of the Tobacco Pipe, now better known as the birthplace of Frank Sinatra. It's the Miles Square

City, Hoboken. You're joining me now, Gavin McKinnis. Do you know a lot about history?

I do. And my wife's Indian, and I made three more. Well, they're half Indian, but they're still probably eligible for cheese and stuff.

You're eligible?

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