#267 Globsters - 20,000 Cryptids Under The Sea

This Paranormal Life

True Crime, Rory Powers, Improv, Society & Culture, Kit Grier Mulvenna, Paranormal, Comedy

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Paranormal Survival Test: you are walking along a beautiful beach when you spot a hideous paranormal entity face-down washed up in the sand. What do you do?

a) Take a photo to try and discover whether the creature is paranormal or not.

b) Keep walking and pretend you didn’t see anything.

If you chose option A - enjoy the rest of your life behind bars in a solitary confinement cell in Area 51 because you messed up. You’ve simply seen too much. But as wild and fantastical as this situation seems, thousands of people around the world have been faced with this decision thanks to a phenomenon known as Globsters.

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0:00.0	Are your next-door neighbours, members of the Illuminati?
0:04.0	Is it possible for me to fight my own skeleton?
0:07.0	Answers to these questions and more on this episode of this Paranormal Life!
0:15.0	Hello!
0:16.0	And welcome back to this Paranormal Life.
0:19.0	This is the weekly comedy podcast where two paranormal investigators
0:23.0	at the peak of their game investigate a different case every Tuesday
0:26.0	and get to the bottom of whether it's truly paranormal or not.
0:29.0	You were joined by, as always, myself, Kate Greer-Malvena
0:32.0	and illustrious investigator Rory Powers, who's parked across from me
0:36.0	how are you doing today, Rory?
0:37.0	The one and only.
0:38.0	You know, I'm doing pretty good with an early start this morning,
0:41.0	excited to get in and get a podcast underway.
0:44.0	I've spent the last 45 minutes maybe,
0:47.0	wrestling with the arm for my microphone and the pop shield
0:52.0	that refuses to do what I tell it to.
0:55.0	Sure. I feel like I am trying to fight against a mechanical octopus
1:00.0	that is winning every round, every round I'm being knocked back into the corner
1:05.0	and you're having to massage my shoulders and let me spit my blood in a bucket
1:09.0	and then I come back and wrestle against this f***.
1:12.0	It was only strange because then I told you to take five and a breather
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