#267 - Atomic Bum, Apologetic Moshing and Yo Shoeshi

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2023

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

Over the past few months it’s been well documented that Elis James is the busiest man on earth, so this week he decided to take some much needed time off to top up his tan / vibe stores. But who could keep his seat warm whilst he keeps himself warm in Portugal? There was only one man for the job: everyone’s favourite Old Etonian (depending on which newspaper you read), the one and only Ivo Graham! And just like a loan player looking to make their mark in lower league football, he wasn’t content with sitting on the bench! He got stuck in from the first minute, gave John the runaround and even left a leg in on Producer Dave. There’s a Made Up Game which some (including the higher-ups at 5 Live) have branded ‘risky’, Ivo takes a look through this week’s broadsheets, John discusses his most recent step to becoming a beefcake, and a loveable East End builder stops by to give us a quote. Bosh!

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0:00.0	Five live breakfast morning everyone. How are you doing? Thank you being with us Rick Rachel here with you each week day
0:05.4	Morning Rachel and I cover everything from the state of British politics
0:08.5	So other technology is ruining football world is fast moving and can be confusing
0:13.0	So let's talk about it in my opinion has been all about supporting the football team where you're from it has got
0:19.2	Live-ly we've been talking about these unattentive flying objects and the skies over North America
0:23.6	I just like the point that the balloons are really hard to steer Rachel burden and Rick Edwards five live breakfast weekday mornings from six listen on BBC sounds
0:37.6	BBC sounds music radio podcasts. Hello everyone and welcome to
0:46.2	Interesting our first hurdle the Ivo Graham and John Robbins show podcast
0:52.1	Got a ring to it. Well, I don't think it does have a ring to it
0:55.3	And I also wonder why that why is why we why is that not even before this isn't my first co-hosting and it's certainly not the first co-hosting
1:03.6	I think probably before you were on probation
1:06.6	So it's the Ellis James and John Robbins show featuring are introducing Ivo Graham
1:11.2	Do you think my feet are further under the table than they've been before oh?
1:14.6	Yes big time you got your knees under now and you've clamped them up
1:19.4	You're on sort of tiptoes your knees are pressing under the table
1:23.2	So it would take I would say two strong men to get get you out of there
1:28.2	Wanted to say will you with a blow
1:30.2	The next to pull out your body was the previous blow giver was on the lookout for you know police
1:37.8	Top BBC execs and to those heavies I say one of you at the very least can stay at home
1:42.9	I'll crumble and a really sort of pressure whatsoever really would it just be a tap on the shoulder and a little glance
1:47.8	Yeah, my eyes on the door already or like that story from the comedy store about the
1:54.1	The guy who is heckling in the audience and the bounce are just sort of leans into him and
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