Today on the Micomarachio, do you normally weigh yourself in the morning?

Yes, in my underwear.

Just like in my house, yes.

When do you weigh yourself, Rob?

And you're underwear in the morning?

2012.

Oh, I was drinking in my Mika Lo Balteras.

Come on up, shake my hand.

I'll tell you about the show and everything.

When I was in my Irish whiskey phase, go away!

Stay away from me!

You must be drinking these problems away.

Mike invented social distancing when he was drinking brown liquor before the pandemic.

I was down, please.

When Robert was first diagnosed with his cancer a million years ago, the one piece of advice I remember from his oncologist was,

All right, we're going to keep him in the hospital.

Go home.

Don't Google anything tonight.

He says, you're just going to get yourself, you're going to get yourself all worked up.

And you know what?

Sometimes it puts your mind at ease.

Yeah, I found out that a lot of people freak with the urinate.

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