It's Monday.

It's March 9th.

And the word of the day is Kittle-pitchering, which means preventing someone from telling a long and boring story by

interrupting them. Used in a sentence, the etymology of Kittlepitchering. I'm Mike's alive.

Eli-Bosnik, I'm Eli-Boss. I'm Heathenright. And broadcasting delayed from America's

Far Center and across the pond. We are the skeptocrats. Oh, this week's episode.

The news plays our least favorite repeats of the 90s.

Reform UK will tell us that voting for any party other than them is cheating.

And Christy Noem gets old Yellard, but she might need to get shot by a puppy if she wanders back.

But first, the rest of the intro music. Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow skeptic rats, Michael Marshall and Eli Bosnick, gentlemen.

Winter's almost over. So you looking forward to the spring of our discontent?

Yeah. Hey, good job locking the guy who's

interested in young princes in the tower this time as opposed to the other way right. He nailed it.

I'm confused though. I thought Vulgarity for charity was your discontent. Okay, that's excellent.

Yeah, we've got discontent and discontent all seasons.

It's just, it's a big cycle.

It stays.

We stay discontent and discontent.

In our lead story tonight, we've always been at war with Iran and Venezuela and East Asia.

And I don't know, maybe some people in Ecuador now, too, something with that.

Lots of fly around the world and blowing stuff up.

Despite Donald Trump running on the platform of not doing well exactly this, there's, of course, the Epstein files.

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