Hello and welcome to reality TV cringe.

I am one of your hosts, Delia, here with my Real Tight Homegirl and my daughter-in-law,

the illustrious, the resplendent Beatrice.

That's me.

We are here to talk sister wives, honey.

We are all caught up and almost done with season six, the first year in the cul-de-sac,

the run-up to the commitment ceremony, which is oh so important. Yeah. Which is what we talk about tonight. If we can make it, what are we going to talk about? Girl. This whole episode sucked so much donkey balls. I can't even remember what I watched. I don't either. I don't know if I'm here right now. I'm not. We're going to do our very best.

Before we get into it, though, we do have to remind you to please hide your wife and hide

your kids.

This is a politically incorrect podcast, which means we say stupid things.

We're just here to party.

Yeah.

We're literally just here to have fun.

For real.

And so if you're one of them sensitive people,

go away.

You might want to find yourself a different dumpster.

Bye.

But if you're ready to revisit the cul-de-sac drama

and the poor dress designer Sam,

honey. Honey.

Honey.

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