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🗓️ 9 June 2017
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, and the Impro podcast is weak. Michael Scheme drops by and I don't make a single furniture polish related pun. That's my pledge to you. |
| 0:21.5 | Plus Rachel Fies, Rachel Fies, drops by to talk my cousin Rachel. All that unusual news and nonsense. |
| 0:29.1 | On the movie podcast, I would like to congratulate Senator Palpatine on his victory over Chancellor Falorum in the recent elections. |
| 0:35.9 | You know, trust me, that guy has her best interests at heart. |
| 0:39.7 | Hello, pod, I'm Chris Hude, welcome to the Impro podcast. This week I'm joined by two colleagues of such lethal cunning. |
| 0:46.5 | First up, this is rather weird because this week on Twitter, a Twitter user called Mindy Moo asked, |
| 0:53.6 | when is Dan Jolan doing an MPro podcast? I still crack up at his giant ant comment from the Ant Man |
| 0:58.7 | supporter special and long behold, as if I'm magic, you honestly didn't fix it like this. Here he is, |
| 1:04.3 | Dan Jolan. Hello. Hello, well, Chris doesn't think he fixed it like this, but I'm here for you, Mindy. |
| 1:09.8 | For you and nobody else. There we go. There we go. That was maybe a bit. No. |
| 1:15.1 | I don't remember the giant ant comment, but I'm sure it was very funny. I'm sure it was very funny. |
| 1:18.5 | I think there's something to do with the dog size, Dan, and how it was supposed to be cute, |
| 1:22.6 | and how in reality, dog size, Dan would be hideous and terrifying. Okay, all right. Good, good, good. |
| 1:28.6 | Last but not least, on the podcast is one of the most powerful ladies I know. How powerful is she? |
| 1:34.3 | She could take on the alien queen without a power loader. That's how powerful it's our editor-in-chief, |
| 1:40.8 | Terry White, bad for her, you dogs. Hi, Chris. |
| 1:45.5 | That's San Veropal. I feel like I'm only the most powerful woman in the room because |
| 1:49.9 | Helena Hara is in fact not here. That's not true. Of Helena, we're here. You would still have been |
| 1:54.3 | a most powerful woman in the room. In my bit of the room. In a specific segment of the room. |
| 2:01.0 | No, but we've never want to see you fight. Oh God. Who would you bet on, Chris? |
| 2:07.1 | Sorry, I'm taking a long drink of water. Okay. Yeah, can we just say, Dan, you are, you are not full-time |
| 2:12.7 | employed by me anymore where Chris is. So I feel like you've got an unfair advantage in this discussion. |
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