266: Law & Order: Toe-rgy
We're Here to Help
Headgum
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🗓️ 2 March 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
In the criminal justice system, piggly wiggly stuff is considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are known as Jake and Gareth. These are their stories.
Meet Stone for the first time on Ep. 161 - Memaw's Wig & That's the Sauce (with Justin Long) and Ep. 168 - I Feel Barfy & An I Love You Man Situation.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum podcast. |
| 0:09.7 | This episode is sponsored by the great Squarespace. |
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| 1:25.3 | Two out. |
| 1:26.9 | Beer, |
| 1:27.1 | Beer, Beard, 2,, we're, we're, we're, and we're back. We got a big, we're, we're, we're, we'reth on this. We got a big, we're, one, two, out. And we are back. |
| 1:45.8 | We got a big one, Gareth, on this. |
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