This is a Headgun Podcast.

Hello, hello, this is Fake The Nation, where we talk about news, we talk about culture,

we talk about that awkward thing where you say goodbye to someone but still walk in the

same direction.

I'm your host, Niki Prasad, and what I do in those situations is I just keep talking.

I keep talking well after they're gone so that my voice fades as they walk away.

That's just what I do.

Today, we're going to talk about the census, we're going to talk about Texas, we're going

to talk about the state of homophobia and hip-hop and pop culture, and we're going to talk

about the grocery store, Ethnic Food Isle.

Oh my god, today's panel, folks, what an incredible panel.

You have heard her on the show before, you heard her all over NPR, she's absolutely

an icon in the world of radio, and in the world of the moth, and in the world of stand-up,

she just spans icon-dom in many genres.

She's a new comedy album coming out very soon, so be on the lookout for that and dates

all over the place where you can catch her live.

It is the one and only Ophira, Eisenberg, hey, Ophira.

Hello, Niki.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Good to see you too.

And I also have to say that I saw a photo of one of your orchids, and that you saved

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