There the B-R-R-R-N-X, they like Cone-R-R-N-X, they care

Way too much, but don't give a fuck

There the B-R-R-N-X, that makes some people upset

They got three big old Dicks that you can sell

Hi everybody, it's the Well-Red Podcast

Before we get started on the podcast

Number one, we're to thank everybody who has already subscribed

Downloaded, rated, reviewed all that good stuff

Me and Tray's new podcast

Putting on airs, which you can find anywhere that you get

Your podcast, tremendous debut, go check it out if you don't know

And don't remember what it is from us promoting on here

It is where two hillbillies me and Tray talk about fancy stuff

And all that good shit, right Tray?

That's right, and just a fun fact for any of you people

Like behind the scenes information, that is a podcast idea

Over 10 years in the making

Me and Corey first had the idea for that podcast more than a decade ago

Back when we were not but suck limb babes in the comedy game

Had less less than zero idea of what we were doing

Or how to do such a thing

We tried to record like an episode

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