I want to show you something.

It's big, but don't tell your mother.

Oh, God, no, big.

No. All right.

This is your show, bro.

What's the hall? Fuck the Holocaust and fuck you. I show comics, bitch!

You know me at all?

Holy God.

You know me at all? Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Let's introduce everybody tonight here at the Tell him, the first annual Tellm Steve Dave Christmas party.

Over to our left, Mr. Sunday, Jeff. Hey, how you doing, everybody? Happy Hanukkah. Merry Christmas. Happy Quasma. How did you get at? I was told you. It's not a Christmas party without me, I guess. You got to have a Jew in the room. No, it's not a party if you're not here.

That's right.

Good to be here.

Good to be here.

Just betray your faith for a good hour or something.

I have faith in this.

And with those words, a new beloved holiday tradition was born.

One is timeless as Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, or even Santa Claus himself.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

My name is Sunday, Jeff, and I'm honored to be hosting this very special episode of Tell Em

Steve Dave.

An episode where we look back, as well as forward, on what I, and I'm sure you at home, consider to be one of your favorite things about the holiday season.

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