265: The One Where Joe Gives Us A Sex Drug

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2017

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

A prodigal Joe gives everyone a strange Japanese potion, which sends the podcast freewheeling into a debilitating, but entirely legal, erotic reverie. There's a feature about Gremlins and another about Nixon doing a crime with a space shuttle, but both are overshadowed by a pervading and all-consuming sense of engorgement. We're so sorry. A live show you say? November 6th - www.canalcafetheatre.com

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome. You are entering the Pod Zone of the regular features.
0:04.6	Pad Zone. PodZone. PodZone portal opening.
0:08.8	Podcasts. Ready to accept. Podcasts.
0:11.9	Look down our necks for the noises.
0:15.0	Ooh. Oh God, we've just become an advert for a podcast on another network.
0:18.9	That's really sexy. This might be a sexy podcast,
0:22.1	in fact. What are we doing tonight? Well, I wonder if anyone could enhance our sexiness with perhaps
0:28.5	some sort of imbibable potion. Boys, have I got a surprise for you? No way. But I'll leave it as a
0:35.9	surprise for the podcast feature that's coming later in our lives.
0:40.3	So Joe's going to be making the podcast sexier tonight.
0:43.1	I have stumbled across the only copy of hit cult film Gremlin Six.
0:48.7	And Steve, what are you doing?
0:50.3	Well, I spoke to a man about space.
0:53.3	You're an astronaut.
0:54.1	He ran away from me in disgust. And I spoke a man about space, you're an astronaut. He ran away from me in disgust.
0:56.5	And I spoke another man about space.
0:59.0	He embraced me.
1:00.4	And he told me the secrets of space.
1:03.3	And I turned it into a quiz.
1:06.1	You have to guess which of the three space things I wrote down definitely wrote them down it's got to be
1:15.1	really confusing when that's not introduced until the end by a different member of the podcast
1:22.4	yeah okay Steve's been to space, I've been to space buddies
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