Welcome to your sanity safe space with your favorite YouTube podcast duo.

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Get your plod fascist ass out of here.

Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments.

You are a terrific team on all counts.

Live from a castle tower and his mother's basement, this is the Matt and Blonde show.

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Hello and welcome to the show. It is a great show. It is terrific show. It is a tremendous show. Frankly, the best, probably the sweatiest for blonde, too. You can ask anyone about that. People often do. This is the Matt and Blonde show. my name is matt christians and i am flanked

on my right by my very warm and wonderful co-host as always blonde welcome hi you can survive

it's uh seriously 90 degrees in this room all right so i don't know we'll see how big those pit stains

get all the lights on me you know we might have a competition tonight. And I apologize for the late start. I don't know why D-Live was not accepting our stream. I had to click a few buttons and figure out what was going on. Now it looks like it is. So. Whoa. Look at that. I think we're good to go on all platforms. Thanks for being patient with us. And of course,

happy 4th of July and welcome to a rare and special Thursday night edition of the show in

lieu of a show on Sunday night, which we hope you will spend with your friends and family,

of course, we'll do an abbreviated show tonight and catch up on all the week's news

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