265: half people

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

A long, prolonged argument about what constitutes a full person. Who wouldn't want to know that? Anthony farts and we have to evacuate. And then we visit Vito's deli which is inside a power plant.

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0:00.0	I'll just tell you when we go.
0:22.3	I hit record.
0:22.9	I hit record.
0:23.4	What does it say?
0:24.8	My brother's trying to make money off the Trump.
0:27.7	That's it.
0:28.6	The Trump stuff.
0:29.5	Greg's wearing a hat that says make everything nothing again.
0:33.5	I do like that hat.
0:34.9	It's a flat, Greg's wearing it in a flat brim style. He's got a flannel shirt on. He looks like maybe a guy that manages a professional skateboarder.
0:44.3	Yeah, that's why I always be my look.
0:46.3	You look like you work at believe. Yeah, it's my look.
0:49.3	I want to look. When I was 20, I said I want to look look like a 40-year-old skateboarder.
0:57.1	I've always wanted to be the guy who looks like he did when he was young.
0:57.5	Yeah.
0:51.8	Who, like, is still holding on. You're a guy. Make America nothing again. Also, you can't get this hat in blue. The company fucked up. I'm the only one was in my brother. I was like, hey, Joe, I got this hat in blue. And he goes, that's not happening again.
0:53.2	Everything's always in black.
0:56.5	So my brother only deals in black, but I got the only blue one.
0:57.1	One of a kind.
1:28.5	I like that blue a lot. Me too. And it seems like a statement like that seems high fashion. Do you know what I mean? Yes. And if you act now, you could probably get one of the last blue ones because I guarantee my brother has not emailed anyone yet. Make America nothing again. Back to the beginnings. Yeah.
1:29.0	The Big Bang. Yeah. Does that what says to make America or make everything? Oh, make everything nothing again. Yeah, he wants to go back to the beginning of time. Back to the beginning of time. Yeah, he wants to destroy all life. Destroy all everything. It's very high concept. Very high concept. much like, you know, on Bowery
1:25.5	in Chinatown, you could get one of
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