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God Awful Movies

265: Adam's Testament

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2020

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Adam's Testament, the story of a whole bunch of unrelated plot points all getting spilled into the same script.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

And then the devil is sitting in the back of a limo. Oh, sorry, we couldn't afford a lip. He's sitting in the back of a sedan.

0:10.0

It's a sensible town car.

0:14.0

Not quite. He tries to do the slow, evil window roll down thing, but it's too fast. So he's like

0:21.0

boo. Oh, um, hi, I'm the devil. Also, it's got the it's got the child safety windows and only rolls like half way down.

0:29.0

So he's done until all the things are going on. He's taking his face out like a dog trying to sniff while they're talking about.

0:36.0

Not awful movie.

0:50.0

Welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because they refuse to stop making a mind.

0:56.0

Your host no illusions and sitting 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend. He's 10 right. He's welcome back.

1:01.0

Thanks Noah. So you know who's getting divorced.

1:08.0

No, I'm not a. R. White is getting divorced. The religious hypocrite who founded Pure Flix, which I'm sure is now canceled by all the good Christians. He's getting divorced.

1:19.0

Oh, wait, like that's going to make three quarters of his filmography. You know, the movie's about how divorce is evil and you should never, never do that and only satanic people do that.

1:29.0

Very awkward in the future. So we're going to move a few of those up in the in the last year.

1:35.0

We watched this on Pure Flix. This movie we're about to review. So I know I feel like we should just end the episode as a boycott right now. Yeah. Yeah.

1:43.0

Well, no, not you have to introduce the Southern guy. Otherwise nobody will know who else was laughing. That's my bad friend. He's 900 miles to my own Northeast. That he is Eli Bosnick. Eli. How are you this fine afternoon, sir?

1:56.0

I'm real married. Noah. Thanks for asking real.

2:01.0

It's crazy how I don't have any Jesus, but I'm still married. Yeah. No happily myself as well. Yeah.

2:08.0

Oh, yeah. You a good person. I actually almost felt bad about this when we got the news. I was like, I mean, we shouldn't mention it. And then in the news article that told us he was getting divorced.

2:18.0

It was like from the producer of God's not dead and unplanned. And I was like, all right, fuck that guy. Yeah.

2:24.0

Yeah.

2:25.0

Right.

2:27.0

All right. So, but unfortunately our today's movie has nothing to do with him. Although that would be so fucking great.

2:33.0

I didn't we're going to make it. We'll find a way. We'll find a way. It's on pureflix. But well, there you go. So tell us he's what was on pureflix. What are we going to be breaking down today?

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