#264 - Slimline Biscuits, Impartial Spines and Tweet The Internet

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2023

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

The floors of Broadcasting House were shaking this morning, as Beefcake Robins entered the studio fresh from achieving yet another personal best at the gym. His continued workout efforts have seen him rise to second in the table of the “5 Live Ripped Rankings”, and he’s got Rick Edwards firmly in his reach. And to show just how strong he’s become he was able to present the whole show with Elis on one shoulder and Producer Dave on another, all whilst maintaining perfect form. In a show which had “giddy energy” running through its veins the guys speak to a wildlife Unsung Hero, Elis’s social media habits are put under the microscope, John tries to figure out what car Tony Livesey drives, and Producer Dave’s eyes turn black from stress.

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0:00.0	Five live breakfast morning everyone. How are you doing? Thank you being with us Rick Rachel here with you each week day
0:05.4	Morning Rachel and I cover everything from the state of British politics
0:08.5	So other technology is ruining football world is fast moving and can be confusing
0:13.0	So let's talk about it in my opinion has been all about supporting the football team where you're from it has got
0:19.2	Live-ly we've been talking about these unattentive flying objects and the skies over North America
0:23.6	I just like the point that balloons are really hard to steer Rachel burden and Rick Edwards five live breakfast weekday mornings from six listen on BBC sounds
0:37.8	BBC sounds music radio podcasts you still here. I'm still here
0:43.0	You're doing it again. It done. That's what my heart says we should we're doing it. We're getting it done because Joe Wicks once said that
0:48.9	He's angry. Well, there this is in a right state folks because he's had about day
0:55.0	Well, bad morning bad. It's gonna be a great day because I'm here. Yeah, and what does John always do?
1:01.4	He picks me up out of a bad mood. I pick what does Dave always do? Oh he picks me up out of a bad mood
1:06.8	What do the listeners do? They remind me that I'm loved hmm and then I'm valued also texting quite a lot of abuse
1:13.3	Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I can which balances you even more. Yeah, I can take the brick bats
1:18.0	Yeah, so do you want to talk about your bad day on the show on the intro or not at all do it on the show? Okay, yes well done content
1:25.3	Yeah, content of the game name of the game
1:28.8	Thank you so much for your emails. We're all keeping our part powder dry for the show
1:33.4	Dave's got something he wants to talk about you cut me an LS off earlier a weight-based issue
1:38.8	Ellis has had his bad day only a bad morning. I'm fine now bad morning could get worse
1:44.5	Yeah, Sam and obviously I've had a heavy day the gym
1:49.5	Yeah, for those in the know they'll know what a heavy day means it means lifting
1:53.6	So not games it means well it doesn't with a z it doesn't mean cows burnt. I'll tell you that for me
2:00.6	It's not so much not really. We've got burning many cows with weights here spend an all you lifting div right tell
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