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🗓️ 12 April 2019
⏱️ 35 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a Weekly Podcast. |
0:17.6 | This week coming to you live from Bustapal! |
0:22.1 | My name is Dan Schreiber and I am sitting here with Anichis Zinski and Drew Hunter |
0:29.8 | Murray and James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our |
0:34.3 | four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go. |
0:40.4 | Starting with fact number one and that's my fact this week. |
0:43.2 | My fact is the 95 year old billionaire who controls Viacom and CBS now communicates via |
0:50.4 | an iPad preloaded with audio clips. |
0:54.2 | His choices include yes, no and fuck you. |
1:01.2 | So how does this work? |
1:04.3 | You're having a conversation with him and rather than respond with his mouth then he |
1:08.3 | responds by clicking a button. |
1:09.8 | He's a very old man now he's 95 years old and his speaking has gone quite bad so his |
1:16.2 | communication is very bad so what they've done is they've helped him swear at people |
1:22.5 | as much force via a button. |
1:25.9 | Because he can't swallow he has a problem with this throat. |
1:29.4 | He is fed through a tube and he really really likes steak and he wants to eat steak but |
1:33.8 | they will never let him because he has this tube and they say the only way he can get |
1:37.5 | rid of his tube is if he conserves his energy by reducing his sexual activity to once a |
1:42.4 | week. |
1:43.4 | And he refuses. |
1:45.6 | It's called redstone. |
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