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Wow. What an intro. It wasn't as obnoxious as you had said. You were like, oh, it's going

to be obnoxious. I thought there'd be like funny noises or like air horn or something. It

was just normal, gaibers energy in a story. That's about the same. It's very reasonable.

It's more obnoxious for people who don't know me. People who have stood next to me at

indie wrestling events can kind of assume how my tone will be. Who's this fucking guy?

I think. Yeah. No, this is totally normal. As someone who's also an independent wrestling

fan who is probably said all manner of obscene things. What you did was nothing, man. You're

like a two on the spectrum right now. Well, thank you. Thank. And that's all I wanted to hear,

Dave. That's what I was going to hear that you're on the spectrum. Yeah. I mean, I could have

just went to my doctor to determine that, but I'm glad to hear from my personal doctor, my

Harold Bornestein, Dave Schilling. Is that Trump's doctor's name that guy? Dr. Harold Bernstein?

Yeah, something like that. I'm going to have you fill out my next medical paperwork that I need.

This is my doctor, Dave. Hawaiian shirt, thumbs up picture. Could I just say that you're

if they ask you if you're sick, I'll just say, yeah, he's sick. Sick. It's fucked, dude. Yeah.

And then somehow draw yourself going for high five. Shocking our, our baby. Yes.

Dave, we have so much shit that we could talk about, but I when we, when I emailed you about

topics, you hit me with men's fashion. And I was so into that idea. I'm currently so into that

idea. And I have been commenting on maybe every third IG post of every outfit of the day post

you do. So I may have. Thank you. Started this dialogue that way. But I started truly being like,

damn, Dave looks tight today. Man, that's a little formal for me. Or like, and I'm like, why do I

care so much? But I was enjoying the conversation. I appreciate you getting in there and letting your

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