Miss Fit Toys

Welcome to listeners to the Todd Glass Show

Before we get going here's some stuff you should know

to tell if it's a bit or the truth from Todd if he says potato salad or swear to God

Those expressions are comedic little darling if time means the truth he always says to

George Carlin and on the topic of bits let's erase any doubt

time's almost always joking when he says

Addit it out the intro goes long because Todd's so big hearted

Other podcast and before his get started.

The intros are recorded on the phone, but don't worry.

The audio of the show is at a higher quality.

You know, the podcasters Association voted the Time Blast Show and Number One

So welcome to the show Wow it's really coming down hard out there. Well there's going to be a quick opening but not filled with not not

filled with love. Why do I rush past the time that we get to spend together on this opening?

Some other people they go, oh people fast forward doing that opening, people fast forward that opening.

No, please tell me it isn't true about my openings. It would kill me.

It would just crush me. find out people are going oh yeah I love Todd's show but I fast forward through the zone how could you everyone is personal and to you in the moment with the with the I don't know you know what I love

when I do this opening the show Nick has his big gross feed out and he's pulling on it with his fingers, cracking his toes.

Seriously, stop. It's disgusting.

Nick Leep is disgusting.

I didn't want to say it.

Anyway, no, he doesn't care.

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