264 - Beastly

Romancing the Pod

Romancing the Pod - Paige Wesley, Todd Schlosser

Comedy, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.8 • 687 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

“Not since Hook has more intention been placed into someone’s eyebrows.”

This week’s hottest movie is… Beastly. This film has everything: a hexed hall monitor in winged eyeliner, a drug-deal gone wrong turned Shakespearean IOU, and stump speeches for the Green Committee so honest it will break your heart. If you love cursed meet-cutes, campaign-level pettiness, and a script written like a horoscope, this episode’s for you!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	you better not have no planes tonight
0:06.0	movie time and it's feeling right
0:10.0	you're looking for a love than last
0:15.0	you'll find it a romance in the podcast
0:20.0	ooh oh baby, had me out, hello.
0:24.0	Ooh, I love you.
0:26.1	I know.
0:28.0	Ooh, ooh, baby, you're the wind beneath my wings.
0:32.0	Ooh, ah, I'll have what she's happening.
0:36.0	Thank you for tuning into Romance in the Pod. You had us at hello. I'm Paige Wesley. And I'm Todd Schlosser and this week, Paige, I'm saying you made us watch. Yep. Beasley! Beasley! So Paige, dear God, why? I'd never seen this before. I knew it was bad.
0:54.7	I did know it was bad.
0:55.7	Remember last week when I was like,
0:57.0	this is going to be the worst one of the series?
0:59.0	I knew it.
0:59.7	You did say that, yes.
1:01.0	Yeah.
1:01.4	I mean, honestly, I was looking forward to it because you said that.
1:04.6	Right.
1:05.0	And I was right to be looking forward to it because you said that.
1:08.8	Because it is so much fun in how terrible it is.
1:13.6	Yes, yes, yes.
1:14.8	It is so bad in such hilarious ways.
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