264 - Be Brutal

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0	Jake, let's talk some baseball. It's fall. So let's talk baseball. Right. Um,
0:03.6	you heard about this Blue Jays picture. You heard about him. Uh, no, you know,
0:08.0	about the Blue Jays picture, right? You heard the news. You're following the Toronto,
0:11.6	you know, sports scene, right? Hey, it's fall. I heard it's time for baseball talk.
0:17.2	Apparently, this Blue Jays starting pitcher, you say Kikuchi. I say, I say Kikachi.
0:24.0	Tomato tomato Kikuchi Kikachi. Uh, Kikuchi, uh, wind out of the game last night because he had
0:29.6	cramps, uh, which is not a big deal. People get cramps athletes get cramps. Women get them all
0:33.7	the time. That's once a month, at least. I think maybe more. I don't know how that works. Um,
0:39.5	but the reason that he said he got cramps is because he only slept 11 hours instead of his normal
0:45.0	13 to 14 hours. Really? Uh, who is this? You this guy? You say Kikuchi said, yeah, he goes
0:51.8	about 11 p.m. wakes up at 1 p.m. And he's like, ah, didn't get my 13 hours last night. And
0:58.0	that's why he cramped only 11. I'm like a Kikuchi Japanese professional, but the Japanese,
1:04.0	they do like their sleep. I feel like they're known for their sleep. I feel like they have very
1:08.1	like technologically advanced beds over there. Yeah. I feel like they value it. Futon that turns into
1:13.2	a, uh, coffee table that turns into a bed that turns into like a cryo chamber. Like you're going to
1:17.7	really go away for a while there. I mean, 11 out 13 hours on the daily. It's as a professional
1:26.0	athlete too. Like not just like, uh, oh, that guy's a bum. That guy's, that guy's a college student
1:30.8	who just maps all the time. He takes out employment. That's why he sleeps 13 hours a day. Right.
1:35.2	Wow. What does it say about like, when is he going to bed? When is he waking? Yeah, 11 p.m.
1:39.4	to 1 p.m. Every night. Oh, wow. That's 14 hours. Good for him. Yeah, 13 to 14 hours. Holy cow.
1:46.8	That's 13 note 14 hours. Holy cow. It's sleeping over half your life. Sleeping over half your
1:52.4	life. Yeah. I mean, and the idea of like, hey, I only slept 11 hours like a politizing for it.
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