This is a headgum podcast.

This is a headgum podcast.

This is a headgum podcast.

Beer, yeah, too, ow.

Beur-bue, weird, weird,

beer, yeah, yeah,

two, two, two, two, two,

out, out, out, this, this, again, it's that time again.

Steve, Mr. Edelstein from Glastell Park, it's Weird, here, here. It's that time again. Steve Berg from Omaha. Eric Edelstein from Glastell Park. It's weird here to help. Are you weird? Do you need help? Then you're in the right place. Or maybe you just want to listen to weirdos getting help or weirdos giving help. Steve Berg, my hero, how you doing? Good. Oh, Eric, fantastic. I'll tell you, but let me, let me, I have a feeling half

the people who listen to this are just like, we're like weird animals that like are being

studied, you know? It's almost like the prime directive where people are like, let's see how

two insane giant men behave and try to give people advice. Yeah, and you know who the first two are? Who? Studying us? Who? Jake and Gareth. Yeah, they are. I think they just wanted like, what would these guys do if we actually gave their own show and somehow bless their hearts? They're letting us keep rolling and we're so grateful. Are we being punked? Maybe they're punking us. I think my whole life's being punked. That's true. Every job I get, I feel like I think I'm being punked or something happens or I'm being punked. They're going to rug pull us. I'm great with you. We're still rolling. Steve, I got something for you of something that consistently happens and it hurts my feelings. Oh,

I don't like this. I want to see if this happens to you. Okay. I'm waiting at a crosswalk.

Somebody walks up and in that second they evaluate me, look at me and life is assessment and they

make the determination that this big guy has not pushed the crosswalk button.

Why?

I don't know, but it happens to me all the time.

It happened to me on Saturday.

We were standing there waiting for the crosswalk.

This nice family came up to the farmer's market.

They looked at me, kind of paused, and she furtively pressed the crosswalk button.

She decided in that moment I hadn't pressed it. Is it because do you think we, they think we look dumb? Yeah, I think people have this natural thing. Now, I'm also going to say this and this is very embarrassing. I actually hadn't pushed across the button. You wish I fucking do it. I really wish I was kidding.

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