Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Dave Anthony and Gary Threddabs!

Just a fuck down.

We like to have fun. Don't we gang? Don't we like to have a laugh?

The name's Gareth.

Shut up.

Okay, we've been really clear.

Dave's dropped the fire that he started. He's dropped it. It's Gareth. It's Welsh.

How was that, douche?

All right, let's get into it.

So, because this will be on another podcast, I won't get into it too much.

But we'll talk about the latest wrinkle controversy.

Basically, I go into my room yesterday and I find a...

I see on the shelf something and I go, what the hell is this? And I grab it and it's a used douche.

A little tiny daincook.

So... solid.

So, I'm like, obviously, I'm like, I got to cut my hand off and figure out a new life with just one paw.

And then today, Dave posts a picture of it, because last night, obviously at 1.30 in the morning, he goes,

what's your room number? I tell him and he comes to the room and he picks up the garbage where I've now put the used douche.

And he takes a picture with it.

And someone goes, that's an anima thing.

So, pretend...

Which is, if you don't know, that's for the butthole.

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