263: Son of Obituary Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2018
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, we figure out if blessed AR-15’s kill less kids, rabbis in Iceland are running out of good excuses for sucking a baby's penis, and despite being such a Jesus fan, Billy Graham will not rise from the dead on the third day.
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Headlines:
Dominionist conference at Trump's hotel in D.C. right next to CPAC: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/dominionists-head-to-trumps-dc-hotel-to-bring-heavens-rule-to-america/
Gorka at CPAC: Trump’s election proves god exists: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/24/former-white-house-adviser-to-cpac-crowd-trumps-election-is-proof-god-exists/
PA Church offers to bless assault rifles: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/21/a-pa-church-near-an-elementary-school-will-bless-your-assault-rifles-next-week/
Wyoming bill seeks to define non-straight weddings as ‘parody marriages’ http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/16/wyoming-republicans-bill-defines-non-straight-unions-as-parody-marriages/
Follow up
Trump’s budget contains $1 billion to publicly fund religious schools: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/13/trumps-budget-seeks-1-billion-in-taxpayer-funds-for-private-religious-schools/
Go-Klings: Lesbians are forcing cake bakers into perverted threesome: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/21/preacher-lesbians-are-forcing-christian-bakers-into-a-perverted-threesome/
Pope revives sex abuse commission: https://religionnews.com/2018/02/19/pope-revives-lapsed-sex-abuse-commission-amid-skepticism/
Youtuber who says veganism and god cured their cancer dies of cancer http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/23/a-youtuber-who-said-veganism-and-god-cured-her-cancer-has-died-of-cancer/
Religious groups freaking the fuck out about Iceland circumcision ban: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/20/religious-groups-outraged-over-icelands-plan-to-ban-circumcision-for-non-medical-reasons/
This Week in Misogyny:
Pence promises end to legal abortions in our lifetime: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2018/02/pence-promises-legal-abortion-will-end-time/
Rick Santorum blames school shootings on single mothers: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/25/republican-rick-santorum-blames-mass-shootings-on-single-mothers/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, the following podcast contains language. |
| 0:02.8 | If you decide it's offensive, that's kind of on you. |
| 0:05.9 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Blue Apron, Dollar Shave |
| 0:11.4 | Club, and by Sexual Assault Rifles, because the only way to stop a bad sexual harasser |
| 0:18.6 | is a good sexual harasser. |
| 0:21.6 | And now The Skating Atheist. |
| 0:24.1 | This is Rachel from We're All Mad Here, a mental health history podcast. |
| 0:29.0 | And all of my research has proven that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy, insane, |
| 0:35.0 | monkey men. |
| 0:36.0 | It's Thursday. |
| 0:56.8 | It's March 1st. |
| 0:58.1 | And if you're scoring points on morning teenagers, you're the bad guy. |
| 1:02.5 | You are. |
| 1:03.5 | I'm No Illusions. |
| 1:04.5 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:06.5 | He's 10 right. |
| 1:07.5 | And from New York, New York, Secret Layer, Pennsylvania. |
| 1:11.4 | This Skating Atheist. |
| 1:13.4 | Oh, this week's episode, we figure out if blessed AR-15s kill less kids. |
| 1:19.4 | Rabbis in Iceland are running out of good excuses for sucking a baby's dick. |
| 1:23.3 | And despite being such a Jesus fan, Billy Graham will not rise from the dead on the third |
| 1:28.2 | dead. |
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