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The Scathing Atheist

263: Son of Obituary Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, we figure out if blessed AR-15’s kill less kids, rabbis in Iceland are running out of good excuses for sucking a baby's penis, and despite being such a Jesus fan, Billy Graham will not rise from the dead on the third day. --- For info on Noah’s talk in Allentown, click here: https://www.meetup.com/Lehigh-Valley-Humanists/events/247633530/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Guest Links: To check out the “We’re All Mad Here” podcast, search on your favorite podcast player, or click here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/were-all-mad-here/id1250266017?mt=2 --- Headlines: Dominionist conference at Trump's hotel in D.C. right next to CPAC: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/dominionists-head-to-trumps-dc-hotel-to-bring-heavens-rule-to-america/ Gorka at CPAC: Trump’s election proves god exists: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/24/former-white-house-adviser-to-cpac-crowd-trumps-election-is-proof-god-exists/ PA Church offers to bless assault rifles: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/21/a-pa-church-near-an-elementary-school-will-bless-your-assault-rifles-next-week/ Wyoming bill seeks to define non-straight weddings as ‘parody marriages’ http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/16/wyoming-republicans-bill-defines-non-straight-unions-as-parody-marriages/ Follow up http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/19/wyoming-bill-defining-non-straight-unions-as-parody-marriages-is-dead/ Trump’s budget contains $1 billion to publicly fund religious schools: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/13/trumps-budget-seeks-1-billion-in-taxpayer-funds-for-private-religious-schools/ Go-Klings: Lesbians are forcing cake bakers into perverted threesome: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/21/preacher-lesbians-are-forcing-christian-bakers-into-a-perverted-threesome/ Pope revives sex abuse commission: https://religionnews.com/2018/02/19/pope-revives-lapsed-sex-abuse-commission-amid-skepticism/ Youtuber who says veganism and god cured their cancer dies of cancer http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/23/a-youtuber-who-said-veganism-and-god-cured-her-cancer-has-died-of-cancer/ Religious groups freaking the fuck out about Iceland circumcision ban: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/20/religious-groups-outraged-over-icelands-plan-to-ban-circumcision-for-non-medical-reasons/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Pence promises end to legal abortions in our lifetime: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2018/02/pence-promises-legal-abortion-will-end-time/ Rick Santorum blames school shootings on single mothers: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/25/republican-rick-santorum-blames-mass-shootings-on-single-mothers/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, the following podcast contains language.

0:02.8

If you decide it's offensive, that's kind of on you.

0:05.9

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Blue Apron, Dollar Shave

0:11.4

Club, and by Sexual Assault Rifles, because the only way to stop a bad sexual harasser

0:18.6

is a good sexual harasser.

0:21.6

And now The Skating Atheist.

0:24.1

This is Rachel from We're All Mad Here, a mental health history podcast.

0:29.0

And all of my research has proven that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy, insane,

0:35.0

monkey men.

0:36.0

It's Thursday.

0:56.8

It's March 1st.

0:58.1

And if you're scoring points on morning teenagers, you're the bad guy.

1:02.5

You are.

1:03.5

I'm No Illusions.

1:04.5

I'm Eli Bosnick.

1:06.5

He's 10 right.

1:07.5

And from New York, New York, Secret Layer, Pennsylvania.

1:11.4

This Skating Atheist.

1:13.4

Oh, this week's episode, we figure out if blessed AR-15s kill less kids.

1:19.4

Rabbis in Iceland are running out of good excuses for sucking a baby's dick.

1:23.3

And despite being such a Jesus fan, Billy Graham will not rise from the dead on the third

1:28.2

dead.

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