#263: Foos Fighter (@KelseyCook)

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🗓️ 2 May 2016

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Kelsey Cook met me over at the Full Charge's place to talkaboutfoosball. I've always had a fond spot in my heart for thesport,and Kelsey is THE BEST comedian foosball player in theworld.She's amazing. We talked about the sport a little and how shewasborn into it. And then we went to a bar to play a little, sostaytuned till the end for the match of the century.

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0:00.0	My mom started to work for it's called Fus News.
0:02.2	It was like a publication, like a newspaper for Fus Ball.
0:06.0	And so she would go and she would help run tournaments
0:09.4	as I was starting to get bigger.
0:10.6	And then she met my dad.
0:12.2	So they were both plain Fus Ball.
0:16.6	They had me.
0:17.9	There's pictures of me as a kid in diapers.
0:21.2	They would stand me on a stool so I could see the table.
0:24.0	Really?
0:24.6	Really, really young.
0:25.2	Yeah.
0:26.2	So I mean, I literally wouldn't exist.
0:29.2	If not for Fus Ball.
0:56.1	All right, you guys.
0:57.8	All right.
1:00.2	Fuck, I'm tired.
1:04.4	People wake up before I just sleep,
1:06.2	and then you got to fight yourself.
1:07.8	Just fight yourself to be able to wake up.
1:12.3	I mean, I heard my alarm.
1:14.4	And I just go, eh, I woke up.
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