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More information is available at Hewlett.org. Hello and welcome to Car Talk from National Public Radio with us, Click and Clack the Tappert Brothers,

and we're broadcasting this week from the new products division here at Car Talk Plaza.

And once again, someone has beaten us to a million dollar idea.

I mean, why didn't we think of this first?

We get in the mail a little spray bottle.

Yeah.

It says reduce road rage. Yeah.

On the bottle and all kinds of printed propaganda along with it.

I'll read to the propaganda.

Yeah, go ahead because...

Reduce road rage and all natural herbal vitamin spray that is safe and effective.

This special formula promotes calmness to reduce stress without losing alertness, which helps reduce road rage.

So when you have that feeling that you've got to kill somebody.

You pop the little top off of this thing and you spray one spray in your mouth.

Now I was reading the thing.

It has some interesting ingredients.

It has St. John's Warts.

How about chloroform?

It has Siberian husky or Siberian ginseng.

It has Rocky Balboa and essence of dingleberry. I mean, it's all the important ingredients. And it's great stuff. And I'm going to keep this handy. So if Tommy starts ranting during the show, I'll be able to give him a shot. Actually, I was working on a similar product. You were. Well, yes. How does it work? Not similar, really, quite different. Well, it's a... Well, firearms involved. Close. It's a spray. But you spray it in the face of the guy. It has the same effect. You immediately feel better. The trouble with this stuff is that the person who's responsible for the road rage is the person who has to take it.

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