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🗓️ 17 October 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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This week we present a triptych of paranormal encounters involving a voracious vampire, a bio-mechanical monstrosity and an epic duel between a man and Leviathan that is literally the stuff of legend; all culled from genuine newspaper articles of yesteryear courtesy of Adam Benedict’s essential “Monsters in Print”.
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0:30.0 | Hello, and welcome to the Kryptonop podcast. My name is Mark Stores, and with me as always |
0:40.1 | is Christopher Carnace, Sally. Hi, everybody. Thank you for joining us, Chris. Thank you |
0:45.0 | for having me tonight. And Robert Thomas Morphe, the second, what a pleasure. Good |
0:51.7 | sir. It is good to have you here. We have a comedy of errors that got us to this situation |
0:56.8 | that we're coming in today was a day. I mean, comedy is strong. Yeah. It started off |
1:03.6 | with a phone call from Rob that his keyboard died and didn't die. It started typing on |
1:08.6 | its own. Yeah. Entering things when I would write words. It would write symbols instead. |
1:13.2 | It just got fucked. And it's an old timey gaming keyboard that I inherited from my nephew. |
1:18.4 | So who knows what kind of like crazy fucking fortnight bullshit it's been through where |
1:24.6 | I don't know. There's probably just a hot key that switched it probably. So I didn't |
1:30.2 | notice his keyboard. His keyboard has two USB port, like two USB plugs on it that it plugs in |
1:35.3 | into the both ports. And I never stand before. So I was like, I don't know what's kind of weird. |
1:40.0 | Right. Yeah. Oh, does it need? Oh, it's got must have something on there then. Yeah. Yeah. |
1:44.1 | So anyway, Mark kindly brings over God rest his soul, his grandfather's old keyboard, which |
1:51.9 | is jet black with gigantic bright yellow keys with the letters, like at least 11 times bigger than |
1:58.4 | I've ever seen them. It's a keyboard for old people. But I was so grateful because I'm like, all right, |
2:02.5 | now I can finish my fucking story. And it was a doozy. And then literally 10 minutes after he left, |
2:08.8 | complete blackout. Complete power went out. And of course I hadn't saved in 10 minutes. No, |
2:13.4 | it's neither here nor there. I have all my notes. So I'm like, well, that fucking blows. Yeah. So |
2:18.9 | hey, you know what? We're here. We're doing it. And we're going to give some shout outs to the |
2:23.5 | good Patreon folks. And then we're going to jump into the stories. And you know what I'm excited. |
2:28.6 | What's that? The, the, the hundred proof bonded bourbon we're sipping now. It's official. |
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