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🗓️ 10 October 2022
⏱️ 64 minutes
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In “Dogs vs. Monsters” we chronicled some of the most bizarre and terrifying encounters ever witnessed between humankind’s beloved canine companions and all manner of vexatious varmints. Now, in this episode, we pull back the covers’ of paranormal lore even further bring you some of strangest—and most unnerving—tales of Dogs vs. Aliens.
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0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to Captain Out Podcast. My name is Mark Storrs and I'm joined by Christopher |
0:41.0 | Karnes. Hi again. Hello Christopher. Hi. In Robert Thomas Morphe, the second. Indeed. |
0:46.8 | I was always, always, always call you the third. Well, I mean, I feel like a third. Okay. |
0:51.9 | Well, I'm just, you're just Robert Thomas Morphe. You can be a third if you want. In my mind, |
0:55.4 | because of thirst and howled the third. Right. Gilligan's Island Eminence. |
0:59.7 | Thirds are always the inheritors of millions. So I always hit this idea in my head. I'm definitely |
1:04.6 | going to, when I was a little kid named my son Robert the third because he's going to be rich by |
1:08.9 | default air go. I will get rich. And to my six year old self, that was fucking pristine logic. |
1:15.2 | I do not have a son. I am scant millions. But, um, I mean, I like, hey, you know, life's not over yet. |
1:21.5 | You got to do, you got to address for the part. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Just reinvent yourself |
1:25.2 | and then just close off the third. I'm just going to tell all the ladies, you know, hey, |
1:28.4 | if you want to get rich, let's, let's make a boy. Game of Thrones style. Oh, my daughters. I love |
1:35.2 | girls. Just say, give me money. Just give me money. I'll never Robert the third. It doesn't have to be a |
1:39.6 | boy. Nice. I'm the third. Perfect. And if you happen to be rich, well, then it's all built in. |
1:44.8 | Yeah. There it is. And I am, I make fine curry. I keep it pretty piss poor house, but I try to |
1:49.8 | up my game. Ah, you're good. You know, that's my resume. Yeah. I'll tell you about monsters. |
1:54.5 | It's my right fucking rest right there. This is your tender profile. I love it. The worst. Oh, |
2:00.4 | I'll be like, crawl, man. Oh, yeah. Leave references. Oh, boy. Give me a whole lot of crawls. So, |
2:06.9 | before we get started here, we have some announcements and some patriots, but I want to give it very |
2:10.1 | special shout out to my beautiful wife Nicole. Oh, yeah. Because today is our anniversary. Oh, |
2:16.2 | shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I knew I know. I knew it was coming up. I know we suck. We're shitty friends. |
2:21.6 | We are happy anniversary. Thank you. I really. Yes. We are actually recording this on October 3rd, |
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