262 - Beauty and the Beast

Romancing the Pod

Romancing the Pod - Paige Wesley, Todd Schlosser

Comedy, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.8 • 687 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

“He only knows doggy style, Paige.”

This week’s hottest movie is... Beauty and the Beast. This film has everything: A cursed himbo with fangs, A toddler named after his visible head trauma. The full BEAST System™: bombardment via dinner theater, aggressive emotional bonding, a shift to “respectable boyfriend mode,” a library bribe, and a farewell gift that’s basically romantic spyware with a live feed. If you love gothic castles, enchanted codependency, and wondering whether a teacup was born a teacup, this episode’s for you.

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0:00.0	Searching for a romantic summer getaway. Escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible original
0:05.2	from Lily Chew. The exquisitely talented Philippa Sue, returning to narrate her fifth
0:10.2	Lily Chew title. This time, Philippa is joined by her real-life husband, Stephen Pasquale,
0:15.5	set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, aka the Hamptons of Canada, rich girl Summer follows the story of Valerie,
0:22.1	a down-on-her-luck event planner posing as a socialite's long-lost daughter, while piecing
0:26.5	together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the
0:31.7	impossibly hard to read and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong
0:38.2	and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in,
0:41.3	Valerie learns her summer is about to get far more complicated
0:44.0	than she ever planned.
0:45.8	She's in over her head and head over heels.
0:48.5	Listen to Rich Girl Summer, now on Audible.
0:51.2	Go to Audible.com slash rich girl summer.
0:57.1	You better not have no planes tonight.
1:01.5	Movie time and it's feeling bright.
1:05.6	You're looking for a love that lasts.
1:09.6	You'll find it up Romance in the podcast
1:12.2	Ooh
1:14.2	Ooh, baby
1:15.2	Had me at hello
1:17.0	Ooh, I love you
1:19.5	I know
	...

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