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Knowledge Fight

#262: April 14, 2009

Knowledge Fight

Knowledge Fight

Politics, News, Comedy

4.85.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Today, Dan and Jordan look back to 2009 as Alex Jones inches closer to America's first Tax Day while the Tea Party is a thing. That doesn't factor into this episode all this much, since Alex has Big Jim Tucker on the show as a guest and he ends up saying a word on the show that is a huge problem.

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0:00.0

Andy and Kansas you're on the earth thanks for holding

0:04.0

So Alex some of the first time color of a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody welcome back to knowledge fight

0:09.3

I'm damn I'm chart where a couple dudes like sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about

0:14.4

Oh indeed we are damn Jordan damn Jordan

0:18.6

Was the last time you got stuck in traffic? Uh yesterday driving around with you

0:25.1

I mean I haven't driven a car since I moved to Chicago. Right. That's what I did once you did want

0:30.0

Andries was trying to teach me to drive during the short period where I thought I was gonna buy an RV

0:35.2

So I realized I needed to get a driver's license of course

0:38.1

And so he was teaching me to drive and uh, he didn't need to I remember how to drive yeah

0:42.8

But I was really scared about it because at that point it'd been like six seven years since I had driven

0:47.4

Mm-hmm. I thought I'd be like whoa all over the road right. I was fine. Yeah, but no traffic that time

0:53.0

But yeah in your car yesterday like what what is when you before you moved to Chicago? You used to drive around

0:58.7

Yeah, yeah, what happened in Missouri while you were driving hit a lot of curves

1:02.2

Hit a lot of curves now not really where you

1:04.4

Not you don't need to be all that confident in Columbia, Missouri

1:08.2

There it's pretty easy going for the first part. You don't need to be all that sober in Columbia. No, you do

1:13.1

Oh, yeah, they're pretty serious like you don't have to be sober in Chicago right ever every comic

1:18.8

I've ever known his like driven drunk all over the place and I'm very uncomfortable

1:23.5

Don't reveal our secrets. It's not a secret. It's almost impossible to get a DUI in Chicago. It is really tough

1:29.2

It's really tough if you're white

1:31.2

But in Columbia they take a little more seriously

1:34.5

I never drove drunk after I when I was like 19 I got I got had not a DUI it ended up getting pledged down to

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