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The Golden Ratio Podcast

261. Wind Speed

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

We recorded over great distance with sub-par equipment this week. Sorry for the weak audio quality! If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for *lots* of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/

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0:00.0

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Den, Jerma, joined from Distance

0:15.2

by GRD.

0:16.2

Hi, I'm you're in the distance. I'm here. You're a distance.

0:20.0

Extremely distant. There you go. There you go. I am the center of the universe.

0:25.2

I flew from the lower right-hand corner of the country to the upper left-hand corner

0:29.5

of the country, and it inspired this week's cocktail of the week, which is the nickel-city

0:34.6

frozen Irish coffee on my flight from, so I'm in Seattle for work, and on my flight from

0:43.2

Key West to Dallas. We're going to do a whole bonus podcast for the Patreon and Super

0:50.4

followers about my truly horrific flight because of the dude who sat next to me and would

0:58.1

not stop talking the whole time, including trying to explain to me why the Supreme Court

1:04.6

was correct in overruling Roe vs Wade, unprompted. I did not try to talk to him about this,

1:11.4

but I think he was getting that I wasn't interested, and then he said that, and then I fucking

1:16.9

lost it, and I went on just like an angry, ranted him, and I was like, I'm sorry, so you

1:23.5

think pregnant women whose babies are deformed, and their water breaks, should be forced

1:29.0

to carry around the rotting corpses of their children because they're not actively dying.

1:34.3

They have to wait until they're so sick that they might die to actually get some care

1:37.8

for that. Is that what you think is okay? And he was like, no, well, no, that's not right.

1:43.8

At some point, he's like, I didn't mean to push your button. I was like, well, you did.

1:47.2

So now you're going to listen to all of my pent up white hot rage until you stop talking

1:53.4

to me. He clearly meant to push your button because he was bored that you weren't reacting.

1:58.8

That is clearly like an infant or like a nacho. Hi, nacho. He regretted it. So anyway,

2:04.2

by the time I got to Dallas, I was very wound up, and I had about an hour and a half, and

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