261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Two Hot Takes

Comedy, Society & Culture, Education

4.6 • 8.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Ron Funches! We encounter quite a few stories this week where it's hard to tell if people are being genuine or phony! What are the real motives behind being nice to your friends husband that you can't stand? Or who/why are you kissing someone who isn't your wife on your wedding day.. on a disposable camera no less?! Going to need your help on these ones! Checkout Ron's Content & Shows: https://ronfunches.com/2025/ https://www.instagram.com/ronfunches/ https://www.youtube.com/@ronfunches Partners: Duluth Trading Company: Shop at DuluthTrading.com and in-store today. Credit Karma: creditkarma.com State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan. Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Did you have a good retrograde? Did retrograde treat you okay? It actually did. Oh. I know, rare. You're not a Pisces, are you? I am. When's your birthday? March 12th. Mine's March 4th. Oh, okay. Happy Pisci. How did you have a good retrograde? I don't know. Because Mercury and Pisces are like, it's the worst. It's d-da-da-d-d-d-budding heads.
0:23.7	But now it makes sense.
0:24.7	I mean, I'm not saying there weren't frustrations. There's been frustration. Just a few. Yeah. Always. Oh, that's life. Yeah. Life is chaos. Truly. Oh, I'm so excited to have you today. I like how you have blankets.
0:38.6	You get cozy.
0:39.2	I will.
0:40.1	Make yourself at home.
0:41.8	Kick your feet up or don't.
0:42.9	Whatever you want to do.
0:45.4	We aim to please here at Two Hot Takes.
0:46.4	Oh, I love that.
0:50.0	I am so excited to have you today.
0:52.2	Welcome back to another episode of Two Hot Takes, you guys.
0:55.4	I'm your host Morgan, and I've got Ron Funches here.
0:56.3	Cutling up.
0:58.5	Thank you for having me.
0:59.8	I'm pumped.
1:02.3	So I was a little unfamiliar with your game.
1:02.8	Okay.
1:08.7	And then I went and saw Little Miss Amy Polar live here in L.A.
1:10.7	And who was her opening guest?
1:11.6	You.
1:12.5	That sounds right.
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