261 NYCCR TOM RYAN LARRY IZZO
The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon
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🗓️ 1 August 2016
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
A BLOODY CORPSE IN CHINATOWN SOAKS THROUGH THE CEILING OF THE SALON DOWNSTAIRS.
JERRY SEINFELD'S EX-GIRLFRIEND ROBBED OF $1MILLION IN JEWELRY.
A DRUNK NYPD OFFICER GETS BEHIND THE WHEEL AND CRASHES, KILLING A BRIGHT, YOUNG M.I.T. STUDENT, AND TWO OTHER OFFICERS HAVE BEEN FIRED FOR LETTING HIM DRIVE.
GUESTS - OLD FRIENDS TOM RYAN AND EX-EXTERMINATOR LARRY IZZO.
ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.
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| 0:00.0 | Nashville Skyline now on 8 on 8 track. |
| 0:02.6 | It looks great. |
| 0:03.6 | It's an artifact. |
| 0:04.6 | That was the understandable Bob Dylan. |
| 0:06.4 | That's right. |
| 0:07.0 | That was his country album. |
| 0:09.6 | Tonight I'll be staying here with you. |
| 0:12.2 | My suitcase out the window. |
| 0:20.0 | From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live, |
| 0:25.2 | Chinatown, a blood stain on the ceiling of a bathroom in a Chinatown hair salon. |
| 0:32.2 | Carad Al Barado, the owner of Grace Unisex Hair Salon, said, |
| 0:39.3 | there was blood coming from the second floor. I was sure somebody was dead upstairs, because that's not normal. |
| 0:43.3 | That's right. If you're getting blood from the second floor, |
| 0:45.3 | either someone's dead or the apartment upstairs is on the rag. |
| 0:49.3 | Besides the blood, there was also a tell-tale smell. |
| 0:53.3 | That's the worst thing about dying alone in a New York City apartment. Especially in the hottest month of the blood. There was also a telltale smell. That's the worst thing about dying alone in a New York City apartment. |
| 0:55.9 | Especially in the hottest month of the year, not only not surrounded by loved ones, |
| 1:00.3 | but you're going to stink up the building like a rat who got stuck in the radiator. |
| 1:03.6 | But she thought it was some kind of, she thought it was nearby porta-potties. |
| 1:07.0 | Port-a-potties with a weekend's worth of hot summer shit and piss brewing in the well. |
| 1:13.0 | As bad as death smells, you know, life really gives it a run for its money. |
| 1:18.4 | Now when people in Chinatown think something smells bad, you better believe them. |
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