#261 KRT with Jerry Rocha

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2017

⏱️ 102 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Comedian Jerry Rocha joins hosts Ari Shaffir, Jayson Thibault and Sam Tripoli to talk NFL, NBA, and the likelihood that Coach K is paying players. The guys also tell Ari a killer road tale involving Teeb, Sam and a crazy woman. Later Ari draws from The Bag of Bets.
Go to OmahaSteaks.com and enter the code "punchdrunk" in the search bar to get 75-percent off a collection of steaks and other food, shipped right to your door.
Head over to BETDSI.com and get $10 free betting cash by using our new code "Punch25".
Visit SeatGeek and buy tickets using the code "PunchDrunk" to get $20 off your first purchase.
Go to cavemancoffeeco.com and use the code "punchdrunk" to save 10 percent.
Listen to bonus episodes recorded weekly at The Comedy Store by visiting www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:10.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.
0:15.0	Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.
0:19.0	All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.
0:23.0	Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.
0:26.0	Piando ferries, there is another way.
0:29.0	Ah, she's brilliant.
0:31.0	Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival, three for a city break.
0:37.0	It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:41.0	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:43.2	All right.
0:44.0	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:46.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:49.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:52.8	All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat.
0:55.6	Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us.
0:58.1	P and Dau Ferris, there is another way.
1:02.4	And welcome to Punch Drunk Sports where winners win. You know who we are. You know what we're here to do.
1:09.0	Joining us in studio is one of my favorite comics in Los Angeles a wonderful human being a very
1:16.8	funny man I watched him come up through the Dallas scene and now he's got his own
1:21.5	Netflix special called Mexicans do it better.
1:25.0	Please welcome Jerry Roach everybody.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Johnny Woodard, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Johnny Woodard and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.