No! No! No! No! No!

Excuse me? I'm in this is how I perform now. I'm a towel guy sir okay? I

sweat I bleed for this I'm gonna need this also don't talk during the God damn show

what is shut the fuck up what fucking towel around my neck? I know that you

talk during the podcast when you're at home you're not at home the towel has

dandruff we have a book coming out May 9th we would like it's called the Bible

follow up on Dave's cell what's it called the United States of absurdity you know

that okay uh man attitude who's wearing the same pants me from when I don't

think I've ever worn these pants on stage before I can't believe as when I

walk you know that as when I walked in the building maybe in my insane head I'm

like maybe someone will know and you're like I am wearing the same pants what

do you want I'm on the fucking road I'm wearing I'm living we're going we're

just doing one to two sets of pants I just I just thought these I've never worn

them on stage before so and that same here last night I it's not a it's not a

jeans on so you're fucked up you know I mean but that's a really focused

heckle it's very specific very specific it's the first pant heckle for sure for

sure you don't go out of the way wearing the same pants um you're listening to

the dollop this is a bi weekly American history podcast each week I Dave

Anthony comedian actor father lover

sometimes camper what is happening

readjust I am a doctor sir read a story from American history to my friend

Garrett Reynolds who has no idea what the topic is going to be about

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