261: Get In My Hole & Piano Time Is Piano Time
We're Here to Help
Headgum
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Jake and Gareth go spelunking in a suburban basement. Then, they set firm boundaries with a piano teacher.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:09.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:11.0 | We're here to out. |
| 0:19.0 | We're here, we're here, we're here, here here to do to do to do to do to do |
| 0:25.6 | what's with with with with scatress and j we're here to help |
| 0:35.7 | and we are back. |
| 0:40.3 | What's your on G, man? |
| 0:41.7 | Not much, buddy. Back on the road for a minute, you know, the usual grind. |
| 0:46.8 | How are you? |
| 0:47.8 | Good, so I got the official date of Wheel of Fortune. |
| 0:52.4 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:54.0 | Lomorne Morris versus me versus Hannah Simone. |
| 0:59.0 | This is awesome. |
| 1:00.5 | Lamorne and I were talking yesterday, and I said, we were just chatting on the phone. |
| 1:05.8 | And he said, Hannah is nervous that she's just going to be in between us and we're going to derail the show |
| 1:12.7 | and just insult each other the whole time and I said what'd you say he said I said that's going to |
| 1:17.9 | happen yeah and he goes I'm going to make it very clear I'm going to use every opportunity |
| 1:24.1 | to make fun of Jake and he, I don't care about winning. |
| 1:30.8 | When I'm going to try to sound it out, I'm just going to say, okay, Jake is a dickhole. |
| 1:37.7 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:38.5 | There's no Jays. |
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