Hello I'm Hal Loeblin and I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity one issue has gone unsettled with the fate of the world in the balance.

We're here to settle once and for all.

Best piece of the fried chicken.

That's right, don't worry everyone.

We got this.

Podcast should have a theme song. Podcast should not have a theme song.

Yes, they should.

No, they shouldn't.

They sound good.

Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

Hmm. You know what?

You're right. We got this.

When you were doing the best piece of the fried chicken

this time, it wasn't so much alarming that I didn't get a third in the

sequence of you doing it it is that you were making unbroken eye contact with me

while you were saying it I know how much you like it so now I'm doing it to you. So when you hear it

dear listeners know that I'm doing it tenderly at Mark. Maybe not. Was it tenderly or

was I blank staring? No it was aggressively No it was an aggressive stare. It was an

aggressive stare. You're right what's an aggressive voice? I gotta say this,

vegans and vegetarians you might want to skip this episode. Yeah.

Because we're gonna be talking about animal

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