#2606: Synthetic Citizen

The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

Comedy, News

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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We're tired of elections! Plus: stalking the COVID vaccine... kitchen remodeling, and a great action figure.

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0:00.0	Today on the Micomarachos, when they're putting the Viking stove that looks new to me on the
0:07.6	front stoop.
0:09.6	This is a pricey stove.
0:10.6	We're walking out to the car and she's like, look, that looks nice.
0:15.2	It's like, can't fit in the house.
0:17.0	There's no way it's going to get through our door.
0:19.0	But so the pressure for a...
0:20.5	You could share this one.
0:21.5	This one's on one you might like take with you.
0:23.4	It's called lipstick on a pig.
0:27.1	It was harder to get the Christmas turkey reserved than it was to get the vaccine.
0:31.0	It's the same thing.
0:32.0	They ran out of honeybeck hands.
0:33.0	Pony has an update for Fairfax County.
0:35.0	Pony, it's not going to be there.
0:36.0	Yeah, Fairfax County Government Center has been distributing them all weekend and I didn't
0:40.6	even know they were doing that.
0:41.9	So when I walked by there taking my Saturday afternoon walk, everyone was giving me this
0:46.4	dirty look because I looked like I was some douchebag just trying to like stop in and get
0:51.2	a dose of vaccine.
0:52.2	I'm a synthetic citizen.
0:57.1	I'm a synthetic American because I wasn't born here.
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