Hello and welcome to Car Talk from National Public Radio with us Click and Clack to Tappert Brothers,

and we're broadcasting this week from the division of unintended consequences here at Car Talk Plaza.

It is, I'm going to read this letter as it arrived.

I don't know if I should mention his name, but why not, Phil?

It's probably not often that you are thanked for helping someone's business, but that's

exactly the reason I'm writing.

About six months ago, you were helping a caller with a problem with his Honda.

I can recall your words.

You suggested that he take his Honda Repair Manual and go read through it while sitting on the John.

I remember that call.

I don't.

It is this seemingly innocuous suggestion, which has been a tremendous boom for my business.

You see, I am a colorectal surgeon.

Colorectal surgeon.

And as most good mechanics and many of my colleagues know from experience, performing your research while sitting on the John is an outstanding way to produce

the most gargantuan hemorrhoids.

Since your suggestion on the air, I have seen my business grow at a phenomenal rate.

In fact, I've begun a little medical research study to see if I can tell the make and model of a patient's car by the size of his hemorrhoids.

Isn't that interesting?

Anyway, I can't thank you enough to help with my business.

Should you ever need any duff remodeling, I would be pleased to offer you my services at automotive mechanics rates.

Sincerely, Dr. Philip Dean, from somewhere

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