260 - The Mask of Zorro

Romancing the Pod

Romancing the Pod - Paige Wesley, Todd Schlosser

Comedy, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.8 • 687 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

“Are we just going to ignore the fact that Antonio Banderas drinks his brother’s head juice?”

This week’s hottest movie is The Mask of Zorro. This film has everything: a horny duel, a lusty confessional booth admission, and a vigilante live-action Puss in Boots. If you love pickled domes, teacup waltzing, and historical accuracy that’s legally inadmissible, this episode’s for you!

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0:00.0	you better not have no planes tonight
0:06.0	movie time and it's feeling right
0:10.0	you're looking for a love than last
0:15.0	you'll find it a romance in the podcast
0:20.0	ooh oh baby had me at hello.
0:24.0	Ooh, I love you.
0:26.2	I know.
0:28.0	Ooh, ooh, baby, you're the wind beneath my wings.
0:32.1	Ooh, ah, I'll have what she's having.
0:36.0	Thank you for tuning into romance in the pod.
0:37.7	You had us at hello.
0:39.1	I'm Paige Wesley.
0:40.1	And I'm Todd Schloser.
0:41.3	And this week, I made you guys watch the Mask of Zorro.
0:47.5	So Paige, was this the first time you saw Mask of Zorro?
0:49.9	This was.
0:50.5	Now, I have seen like old timey Zorro.
0:54.0	Right. Like the real old shit. I had never seen the modern ones. And I couldn't figure out why. I mean, I must have caught moments of this on like Disney Channel or something wherever it was playing on TV growing up. Because there were parts of this that I absolutely recognized, but I had never
1:12.3	like sat all the way through the whole thing. And I'm here to tell you that the knowledge that this
1:18.2	film exists means that baby girl is impossible. Like no one would ever cheat on Zorro. What are you
1:25.2	talking about? Oh. That's madness.
1:27.9	The movie baby girl. Right. Yes. Yes. Are you lost baby girl? Yeah, I could see that. Because he's pretty hunky in this movie. Oh my God. Yeah. Good Lord, Todd. Good Lord. Yeah. I mean, it's Antonio Banderas. I mean, yeah. It's going to surprise nobody.
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