260: Lightning Round

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2017

⏱️ 49 minutes

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In this episode we discuss Hawaii, McDonalds, and how to flirt with a one-armed beauty. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:05.0	So this guy's looking at porn while his girlfriend blows up.
0:09.0	That's what that Beatles song is about.
0:11.0	Close your eyes and I'll picture a girl fucking fixtures.
0:19.0	Close your eyes and I'll picture a girl fucking fixtures.
0:25.0	Remember I'll always be true.
0:30.0	And then while you blow away, please just look the other way.
0:35.0	I'm just watching some porn to get on.
0:40.0	Your simulation's just not enough for me.
0:46.0	I need pictures and videos you see.
0:52.0	Yeah.
0:55.0	That was Tony with the Beatles cover based on improvised song we made about all my love and.
1:04.0	Paranick, all my love and his soundcloud is acoustic musing soundcloud.com slash acoustic musing.
1:12.0	That's smart. I like that.
1:15.0	Tony and Kevin. So thanks guys. That was one of my favorites.
1:18.0	Kudos and congrats and congratulations and muzzle to you and yours.
1:23.0	Tell your parents. Congratulations.
1:26.0	Cool to you. Kids and yours and yours.
1:30.0	Absolutely yours as well. Mostly yours.
1:33.0	Yeah, definitely. So we're in the office right now.
1:36.0	Our internet's out. Yes.
1:38.0	When the internet goes down at an internet company, you are.
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