#260 - Epsom Mad Funkers, Celestial Kick Ups and Capers Capers

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2023

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

A wise person once said "A rising tide lifts all boats". However another less well-known wise person also said "A giddy John lifts all spirits", and today saw such a proverb come to life as Robins and his good pal James excitedly crafted a radio show for the ages. Yes, Elis and John were in fine fettle today; and even managed to make Producer Dave turn completely pale whilst discussing EMF. If you're playing 'radio production bingo' you're likely to be shouting 'HOUSE' very quickly, as today's show included all the following: a live read of terms and conditions, a new feature created on the fly, throwing to the cricket, and ringing of 'the good radio bell'. There was also an extremely tense Made Up Game, a motivational masterclass, and a conclusion to 'Bristol City Penaltygate'.

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0:00.0	Sailenders much more than just a cricket podcast loosely cricket-based meaning we very rarely talk about yeah
0:08.2	World cricket. Yes, so when but when we need to we can do boy. We deliver as England's greatest ever-boulder
0:15.9	You don't need to do this podcast, but why do you?
0:22.4	Welcome, Selen is a loosely cricket based on a sense of Lucy cricket-based with podcasts
0:26.4	from me, chief force him. Felix White him Jimmy Anderson
0:31.2	Magintendorca. Distantly.
0:32.7	Sailenders listen on BBC sounds
0:37.6	BBC sounds music radio podcasts.
0:41.1	Morning everyone the vickers at the door
0:43.9	Pop your dressing gown on make sure it's tied around the middle. I'm pretty sure I once opened the door to Alex horn in my
0:51.4	pajama bottoms with a pretty loose button undone in the old fly days. So that's where you weren't on Tussmaster
1:01.3	Exposure but he either didn't notice always to polite to mention yeah or to impress or to impress
1:09.0	cops max. Yeah actually come to think of it. He did just stun there completely stunned before breaking into a round of applause
1:16.0	Yeah, and then he immediately wrote to his MP.
1:21.4	Anyway, I hope you're all well. How's everyone doing in the studio? Dave's had a bug rip through his house.
1:28.2	I've had a tricky week. Got a lot of things wrong. Yeah.
1:31.6	Tried to hang a shelf. Do you hang a shelf?
1:34.5	But I don't think you do hang a door. There we go then. Already getting it wrong. Hang a picture.
1:39.8	Yeah, everything that's what so I hang a left. I put up your stepdad. Yeah, or chuck her left.
1:45.4	If you're also a stepdad. Yeah, I'd hang a left and chuck her right probably. Yeah, yeah. God isn't language fascinating.
1:53.1	Isn't it fascinating, Dave? Yeah. There's a rude one in there as well, isn't there sometimes. What do you mean?
1:58.9	So instead of hang a left, it's a left. It's what? I don't expect some, because might not.
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