Ian, Ian, you know we had that question about visiting people in prison.

If I get imprisoned, will you come and visit me and will you bring a file in a cake?

I'm just, I'm a little bit worried,

right? Why? Why would you be going to prison? Well, you know, on Wednesday,

and apart from the normal? Thank you. You know on Wednesday, when I may or may not, I deny it,

have called our Prime Minister a twat. It turns out that in Poland, a writer called Jakub Zuzich has been charged and may face up to three years in prison for calling the president a moron in a Facebook post.

Really?

So I just, I'm a bit worried now. I'm just looking out the window in

case the boys in blue come knocking. You seem to be under the misapprehension that Polish law

applies in this country. It doesn't even apply to English people in this country. We've left

the EU, you're right, we've got rid of all of that nonsense, haven't we? So you're now proud Brexiteer. Do you think I'll be all right, then? I think you should be fine. Will I escape the slumber? Deneu's up to page three, boy, isn't it? It's Saturday. Stop it.

Yeah, we've only got one Wednesday podcast to go, haven't we?

Yeah.

We'd better be on form on Wednesday.

Actually, maybe it's better if we're not on form on Wednesday because then nobody will miss it.

There hasn't been an enormous, there haven't been those demos, have there?

I mean, I think, to be honest with you, people are just abiding by the lockdown rules.

If it wasn't for that, there'd be crowds of people protesting.

Yeah, but I think it's because they've got no police horses to attack.

A bit of biting political satire there.

Oh, dear.

Have you seen these pictures from Bristol again?

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