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The Valleycast

26 - Why We Hate Instagram

The Valleycast

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2018

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/valley AND thanks to Hims for sponsoring us, as well! Start your trial month for $5 at http://forhims.com/valleyfolk. In this episode, the gang discusses why Instagram is the worst, their darkest desires, the Olsen twins, and Hollow Knight! As always, patrons get our podcast earlier than everyone, so join the most seductive, sexy community online at http://patreon.com/thevalleyfolk!

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Valley Folk were born in

0:02.0

Sucker 2018, Joe Elliot Steve and Lee,

0:06.0

was a rocket ship, headed straight to the top of the entertainment industry,

0:12.0

and then something happened. top of the entertainment industry.

0:13.0

And then something happened, something real bad when it all came crashing down, rattled top of a rat's nest of while that Joe had ripped directly from the soul of a neighboring business.

0:28.0

You see Joe ruined everything and everyone's three

0:33.0

just a couple of Yanks he emptied the bank

0:37.0

pull the wire here pull a while there what's the worst that could happen

0:40.0

he said

0:42.0

turns out a lot Joe a lot can happen.

0:45.0

A whole but fucking degree of sadness.

0:48.0

I can be leopard against the man just by removing his not sack or maybe his rotund and unkempt a but hole but alas in the end.

1:07.0

It was a Joe that ruined everything and he felt so bad he sat down and wrote a letter to the man whose lifeblood he pulled through those dank ceiling tiles that one fateful day.

1:19.0

And that letter simply read, sorry about your phones, you're boned, and there would be no more dial tones.

1:26.0

Yours truly Joe of the Valley Fork.

1:30.0

And sadly, that was that. That was the day that the jokes died all because a joke

1:36.2

this damn shame or miss you valley folk.

1:42.0

This concludes the Valley cast.

1:44.0

Oh my God, that was beautiful.

1:46.0

What an epic little like Shell Silverstein-esque.

1:49.0

Yeah.

1:50.0

It was really beautiful.

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