You've done your two minutes of pre-show preparation?

I have.

I may have done three, so I may be over-prepared.

Oh, no, you don't want to sound too studied and rehearsed.

I think three minutes of preparation is excessive.

I just wanted to check something and I started going down a rabbit hole and

fact checking.

Yeah, I know, I know.

People aren't here for facts, Tim.

They're here for wild speculation and third hand information that may not be true.

Oh, in that, well, in that case I'm definitely over prepared.

There I was just checking on something and I'll later in the show I'll after we've talked

about it I'll illuminate you on what I was checking because it was a bit of a dead end so

you're gonna drop a knowledge bomb.

Maybe you shouldn't tell us and that should be like a game for people listening.

Can they spot the one piece of information in the whole show that was actually researched beforehand.

That's true. That's a great, that's a really good interesting point. We'll see how we go and we'll see how many other things that we wax

lyrical about and pretend to have expertise about and then we'll see how well disguised my

researchers. The actual the actual fact is. Oh that's it. That's the fact. I'm sure that was it. No, you're wrong. I just made that up but we need to get people off the sense so you need to go first now because okay change tact here's my idea for a podcast. This is a

podcast that is all about emails or tweets or social media posts or pieces of

online writing that you drafted, that you wrote, but didn't send.

Okay.

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