26 - The Subway Vigilante Bernhard Goetz
The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 19.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 October 2014
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine Bernhard Goetz, the subway vigilante.
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| 0:00.0 | God, you want to look here to do? |
| 0:01.8 | I'll do one bottle. |
| 0:03.0 | People say this is funny? |
| 0:04.2 | Not Gary Garo. |
| 0:05.3 | Dave, OK. |
| 0:06.0 | Someone or something is tickling you. |
| 0:08.1 | Is it far fine? |
| 0:09.0 | And this is not going to come to tickle you, quadcat. |
| 0:10.7 | OK. |
| 0:11.4 | You are Queen's fakey of me that town. |
| 0:14.3 | All hail Queen's shit of my'sville. |
| 0:16.7 | A bunch of religious virgins go to Mingle and do what? |
| 0:21.6 | Pray. |
| 0:22.6 | I can't be. |
| 0:24.0 | No, missy done my friend. |
| 0:25.6 | No. |
| 0:26.4 | No. |
| 0:27.4 | We're just talking about Gary. |
| 0:33.8 | Gary apparently doesn't know anything. |
| 0:35.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:36.7 | No matter what subject I throw at him, he's like, I haven't heard of that. |
| 0:39.1 | But you're not a moron. |
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