It's Topics, the podcast where two comedians drop the comedy and get serious about topics, although not exclusively.

Right. My name is Michael Ian Black.

I'm joined as always by Michael Schoalter.

Hello, Michael.

Hello.

It's good to be here.

Great to be here.

And I want to get right to it because we have, you know, we have a guide line in this podcast,

which is we try to cover 80% of any given topic during a podcast.

And this one is a big one.

And I want to get right on it.

Just quickly, though, you also, I believe, had also last time we did the show, you had

added to it a suggestion.

Yes, I did.

And the suggestion is the following.

We'll take it 80% of the way or as close to 80% as we can get.

We encourage the audience to take it the rest of the way.

That's right.

If you're listening and we've covered 80% of a topic, we encourage you to take it the other 20%.

That's right.

And if we only covered 35% or 40%, which unfortunately happened last time, you know, then you've got a little more work to do.

But we want this to be as interactive and we want to share

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